Fun Lion Facts

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While in a mountainous area, creatures attempting to track a lion have disadvantage.
A lion sleeps with its eyes open, and cannot be surprised while taking a long rest.
A lion will not attack a man who prostrates themselves before it. If they do so, they lose 1 level per health point of damage done. If this would reduce the lions level below zero, it's stomach tears itself apart, killing the lion. This is well known in lion infested areas.
  A lion who devours at least 5 lbs. of non-humanoid primate meat has an 80% chance of regaining 2d8 health. If they do not, the lion reaches down its throat and pulls the meat out undigested. They may attempt this once per day.
When a lion hears a rooster crow, the lion must make a DC 18 Wisdom save or become Frightened for one minute. Seeing a spinning wheel provokes a DC 15 Wisdom save. Seeing fire is a DC 13 save. A human with a spear is a DC 10 save, and the lion has disadvantage when fighting such a foe.
When lions give birth, the child appears dead for the first three days. After this the mother licks the baby clean while the father roars over the body, and the child springs to life.

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